Monday, April 26, 2010

THINGS I DON'T GET

Things I don't get:

Golf.
Golf on TV.
Brussel sprouts.
What happened to the script writers for LOST.
The statement "Don't take this personally" as permission to then say whatever you want.
Mauve
Why dog rescue stories are always the fallback when there is a lack of interesting violence or arson on the local news.
The way everything at Target seems to jump in my cart when I am not looking.
Smoking.
Mullets.
Pierced tongues.
Metabolisms that slow down a pound a year after 30.

I have lots more, but I need to get this posted TODAY as I have already had to do extra laundry for three weeks in a row. (see first post on this blog)

3 comments:

  1. I have to learn to do this.
    To say it all in so few words.
    Let the church say, "AMEN."
    Well done, little bird.

    forkdort

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  2. dearest k, if you learned to say things in fewer words, what would the rest of us have to read? Perish the thought.

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